Edelrid Bullet: The Secure Gatekeeper. RFID Protected Carabiner. Climb On!
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Bulletproof Screwgate: Edelrid's Fortress for Your Rope. Unwavering Strength, Unbeatable Value.
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Edelrid Bulletproof HMS: Your Trusty Mate for Every Adventure, Guaranteed Toughness!
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Bulletproof Eco Screwgate: Edelrid's Ultimate Crag Essential
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Edelrid Bulletproof Screw FG: Unrivalled Strength for Your Climbing Rigging
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Bulletproof Eco Carabiner: Adventure Ready, Planet Kind.
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Kiwi Screw: Climb Higher, Secure Your Ascent, Ultimate Carabiner for Adventurous Souls.
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Edelrid Micro 0: Wee Pocket Rocket Carabiner. Small but Mighty, Ready for Anything.
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Edelrid Mission: Six Solid Gates. Your Climbing Mate. Sorted.
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Nineteen G: Climb Higher, Lighter - Unleash Your Adventure.
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Edelrid Oval Power 2500 Screw: Your Ultimate Climbing Companion, Built to Last and Trust.
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