Black Diamond Deploy: Your Winter Rescue Ace. Dig deep, get out safe.
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Black Diamond Evac 7: Your Ultimate Mountain Rescue Buddy, Built for Brutal Conditions.
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Black Diamond Transfer LT: The Lightweight Lifesaver. Get Yours Now, Mate!
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Black Diamond Transfer Shovel: Conquer Snow, Effortlessly & Fast.
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Alugator Light: Swiss Army Shovel, Ultra-Light Adventure's Best Mate, Conquer Peaks with Confidence.
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Ride the Mammoth: Alugator 3.0 – Your Alpine Ally for Shredding, Safety, and Snow!
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Alugator Pro Light Hoe: Swiss Army Shovel for Your Alpine Adventures! Lightweight, strong, and ready to go!
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Mammut's Alugator Pro Light: Conquer the Peaks. Lighter, Stronger, Ready for Anything.
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