Diamond's Grip: Black Contact Crampons for Icy Adventures, Unleash Your Inner Ice Climber.
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Sabretooth Pro: Bite into Adventure with Black Diamond.
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Black Diamond Sabretooth Clips: Unleash Your Winter Footing Confidence.
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Serac Clip: Black Diamond's Ice-Crushing Crampons. Conquer the Mountains with Confidence and Ease, Mate!
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Serac Strap Crampons: Conquer the Mountains, Black Diamond Brilliance Awaits!
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Snaggletooth: Black Diamond's Bite for Icy Adventures.
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Stinger Crampons: Conquer Ice, Own the Ascent!
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Harfang Ice Grips: Conquer Alpine Peaks with Blue Steel.
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Harfang Alpine Hybrid Crampons: Blue Ice, bite hard, climb higher, conquer all.
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Harfang Enduro: Blue Ice Crampons – Grip the Heights with Confidence.
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Harfang's Icy Grip: Conquer the Peaks with Blue Ice Crampons.
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Harfang Tech Crampons: Blue Ice Grip - Conquer Any Terrain With Confidence.
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