Ice Axe Armour: Shield Your Blade, Conquer the Peak.
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Diamond Defence: Your Ice Axe's Best Mate. Unbreakable Protection, Unbeatable Performance, Bloody Brilliant!
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Black Diamond Spike Shields - Your Boots' Best Mate on the Mountain!
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Petzl Pick & Spike Protector: Ice Tool Guardian Angel
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