Mediterranean Veg Pasta Powerhouse: 800 Kcal of Flavourful Fuel for Your Adventures!
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Blueberry Bliss Porridge Power: 800 Calories of Expedition Fuel for Your Adventures
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Cosy Cinnamon Rice Pudding: Your Ultimate Expedition Treat (450kcal). Pure comfort on the go.
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Instant Italian Adventure: Expedition Foods' 800kcal Spaghetti Bolognese for Hungry Hikers and Adventurers
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Expedition Foods: Bolognese Bliss! Fuel Your Adventure with 450kcal of Pasta Perfection.
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Carbonara Conqueror: Ready-to-Eat Adventure Fuel (800kcal) for Your Expedition.
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Strawberry Fields Forever: Expedition Foods Porridge Powerhouse (800kcal)!
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Thai Green Curry Champion with Rice: Your 800kcal Adventure Meal! Ready, Steady, Delicious!
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Mushroom Risotto Magic: Vegan Expedition Fuel with a Kick - 800 Calories of Plant-Powered Adventure!
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Sweet & Sour Chicken Rice: Adventure Fuel, Pocket-Sized Paradise (800 Calories)
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Wild Berry Adventure Oats – 800kcal Breakfast Boost!
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