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Miura VS: Conquer the Crags. Women's Edition. Sportiva's Iconic Climb.
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Sportiva Mutant for Women: Conquer Any Trail with Confidence
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Ondra Comp: Unleash Your Inner Beast. La Sportiva's Climb Champion. Pure Performance. Conquer Walls.
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Prodigio: Unleash Your Inner Explorer. Feel the Mountain. Conquer the Trail. La Sportiva's Masterpiece.
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Sportiva Prodigio: Run Wild, Lass! Trail-Blazing Trainers for Women
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Skwama: Unleash Your Inner Beast. Master Every Climb with La Sportiva's Legendary Grip and Precision.
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