Questar: Your Cosy Arctic Companion. Brave the Chill in Comfort. Sleep Soundly, Adventure Boldly. Superb Thermal Protection.
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Questar 32: Your Cosy Companion for a Blissful Outdoor Adventure Under the Stars - Zero C Comfort
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Saros 32: Your snug sleeping sanctuary for brisk nights, a toast to cosy camping adventures.
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Saros Sleep Sanctuary: Conquer the Cold! A toasty 20F/-6C Thermarest sleeping bag for epic adventures.
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Western Mountaineering Alpinlite: Ultra-Lightweight, -7°C Down Sleeping Bag - Peak Performance.
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Westy Antelope GWS: Conquer -15C with Unrivalled Warmth & Adventure! Your ultimate winter companion.
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Westie Antelope MF: Cosy Nights Out. Minus 15 Degrees? Bring It On.
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Apache MF -9C Western Mountaineering A Warm Bed for the Frozen Wilds
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Megalite Magic: Your Cosy Escape to -2C, Courtesy of Western Mountaineering.
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Summerlite Sleeping Bag Zero Degrees: Cosy Nights Under Canvas, Sorted.
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Western Mountaineering Highlite 2C: Unrivaled Warmth, Lightweight Luxury for Peak Adventures.
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Western Mountaineering Ultralite: Brave the Chill, Sleep Ultra-Light - A Winter's Dream.
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