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Summerlite Sleeping Bag Zero Degrees: Cosy Nights Under Canvas, Sorted.
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Ascent HMS: Your Rugged Rock Companion - Brave the Heights!
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Ascent Lite: Lightweight Climbing Gear for the Bold Explorer.
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Ascent Lite Belay: Your Lightweight Climbing Companion for Confident Ascent.
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Wild Country Astro: Conquer Any Climb with Unrivaled Versatility & Trust.
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