
Edelrid Starling: Your featherlight, robust companion for climbing adventures, now with added protection and a Dry treatment - 70 metres of pure freedom.
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Swift 48: Eco-Friendly & Ready to Fly. The Agile Rope for Adventure.
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Edelrid Starling Protect Pro Dry: 50m Climbing Rope - Peak Performance.
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Swift 48 Eco Dry: Edelrid's Green Gem, A Climber's Dream Rope, Ready to Conquer Any Ascent with 8.9mm Grace.
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Swift Eco: The Eco-Friendly Rope for Thrilling Adventures—70 Metres of Climbing Excellence!
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Edelrid Swift Protect Pro Dry: 50m Dynamic Rope – Supreme Protection & Performance.
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Switch by Edelrid: Unleash Your Climbing Potential – Precision and Performance.
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Swift Protect Pro Dry: 60m of Unrivalled Climbing Confidence. Conquer with Edelrid.
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Swift Protect Pro Dry Rope: Conquer Any Climb. 8.9mm Precision, 70m Freedom. Edelrid Excellence.
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Edelrid Switch Adjust: The Perfect Fit. Adventure Ready. Climb On!
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Edelrid Switch Double: Unleash Your Climbing Freedom – Lightweight & Reliable.
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Edelrid Swift Protect Pro Dry: Lightweight Rope, Precision Lengths (8.9mm)
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Edelrid Tech Web Sling: Black Beauty, 240cm. Your Rock Climbing Mate. Durable, Reliable, Ready to Ascend!
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Edelrid's Tech Web Sling: Compact, Tough, Black. Your Gear's New Best Mate for Adventure.
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Edelrid Switch Double Adjust: Effortless Climbing, Unrivalled Comfort & Precision.
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